| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes  |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes  |
| Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.... more
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