| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes |
| What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes |
| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes |
| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes |
| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| 7. | Aardvark jokes |
| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| 8. | Aardvark jokes |
| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| 9. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!... more
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| 10. | Aardvark jokes |
| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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