| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto?A: Music Minus One.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes  |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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