| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong?A: King Kong is more sensitive.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why shouldnt violists take up mountaineering?A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that th... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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