| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why are conductors hearts popular for transplants?A: Theyve had little use.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about h... more
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