| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes  |
| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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