| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes  |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital?Friend: I hope so.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again.Person 2: Yes, but its much mo... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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