| 1. | Music jokes  |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes  |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| 7. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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