| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| 2. | Music jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why is the banjo player a fiddle players best friend?A: Without him, the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?A: You cant!... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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