| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes  |
| 1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more
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