| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the range of an accordion?A: Twenty yards if youve got a good arm!... more
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| 2. | Music jokes  |
| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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