| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion player with a pager.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: Which positions does a violist use?A: First, third, and emergency.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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