| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You dont have to be very good to get peoples attenti... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?A: So they dont disgrace themselves in pa... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a major seventh?A: A violist playing octaves.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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