| 1. | Music jokes  |
| An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician."The dad says, "I am sorry -- cant have i... more
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| 2. | Music jokes  |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Sit in the back and dont play.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of perfect pitch?A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.... more
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