| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an Uzi submachine gun?A: An Uzi only repeats 40 times.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long?A: So the violists dont need to be retrained.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes  |
| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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