| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the definition of a quarter tone? A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid?A: When the other tenors notice.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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