| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Hey buddy. How late does the band play?About half a beat behind the drummer.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?A: Stick them up front of the group and tell the... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons?A: I dont want the neighbours to th... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?A: Terrorists have sympathizers.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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