| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?A: You get light music.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain th... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?A: Violists.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola?A: A viola burns longer.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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