| 1. | Music jokes  |
| A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative pl... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He cant find the key and doesnt know when to come in.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more
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