| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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