| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldnt tell the bass player which one.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?A: He wanted to sing higher!... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage?A: Because, son, it is more difficult to hit a... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola?A: A violator.... more
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