| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bassoon !Bassoon who ?Bassoon things will be better !... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?A: By their names.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because hed already done the sharps an... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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