| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: Why are violas so large?A: It is an optical illusion. Its not that the violas are large, just that the viola players... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Fifty. One to do it and the others to stand arou... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but theyll insist on going through about 5 bu... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?A: Write pp, espressivo.... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover?A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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