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| | Category: | Music jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 93 | | | | Joke: | Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Theres not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?"Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire." | | | |
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