| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more
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| What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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