| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car?A: It took him four hours to get the bass player out.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes  |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 7. | Music jokes |
| Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes |
| Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe? A. You can tune the lawnmower, and the owners neighbors are u... more
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