| 1. | Music jokes  |
| Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more
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| 2. | Music jokes |
| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| 3. | Music jokes  |
| A saxophone is like a lawsuit.Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 4. | Music jokes |
| Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.... more
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| 5. | Music jokes |
| A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more
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| 6. | Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the definition of a gentleman?A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesnt!... more
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| 7. | Music jokes  |
| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| 8. | Music jokes  |
| One day the bass player hid one of the drummers sticks.The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, no... more
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| 9. | Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 10. | Music jokes |
| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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