| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes  |
| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| 7. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more
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| 8. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| 9. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| 10. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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