| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!... more
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| 2. | Aardvark jokes  |
| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| 3. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more
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| 4. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| 5. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| 6. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| 7. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Whos aardvarks favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!... more
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| 8. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| 9. | Aardvark jokes  |
| Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more
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| 10. | Aardvark jokes  |
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