| 1. | Movie and TV jokes  |
| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| 2. | Movie and TV jokes |
| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| 3. | Movie and TV jokes |
| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| 4. | Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more
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| 5. | Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more
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| 6. | Movie and TV jokes  |
| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| 7. | Movie and TV jokes |
| Why does an actor enjoy his work so much?Because its all play.... more
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| 8. | Movie and TV jokes |
| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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| 9. | Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| 10. | Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more
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