| 1. | Aardvark jokes  |
| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!... more
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| What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more
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| Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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