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| - Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer? - Well, dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you a... more
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| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| Mum, Mum, Dads broken my computer!How did he do that?I dropped it on his head.... more
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| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want t... more
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| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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