| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| What happened when the computer fell on the floor?It slipped a disk.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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