| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| What do you do if your computer hums?Tell it to change its socsks!... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| Helpline? Ive just pushed a piece of bacon into my disk drive!Has the computer stopped working?No, but theres a lot of c... more
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