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| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| Q: Whats another name for the "Intel Inside" sticker they put on Pentiums? A: The warning label.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Many people in computer labs will assure you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing everything correctly, and... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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