| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve arou... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?PC Plod.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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