| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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