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| A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out tha... more
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| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were arguing about what was the oldest profession in the world. The... more
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| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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