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| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| Dear Boss,I hope I havent misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none of this Y to K dates problem... more
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| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesnt work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac... more
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| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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