| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you stuff your computers disk drive with herbs?A thyme machine.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| A customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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