| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want t... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| What did Bill Gates wife say to him on their wedding night?No wonder you called the company Microsoft... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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