| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 1.99904274017, but thats close enough for non-tec... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| ..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ON... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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