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| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?""Yes, well, Im having trouble with WordPerfect.""What sort of trouble?""W... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c... more
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