| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noti... more
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| While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file.He said it said "Fil... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Im running Windows 95." Tech: "Yes." Customer: "My computer isnt working now." Tech: "Yes, you said that."... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Yeltsin, Clinton and Bill Gates were invited to have dinner with God. During dinner he told them: I need three important... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Q: What algorithm did Intel use in the Pentiums floating point divider? A: "Life is like a box of chocolates..." (Source... more
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| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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