| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| Why do computer teachers never get sick?Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "C... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Want to buy a pocket computer?No, thanks, I already know how many pockets Ive got.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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