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| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| How many IBM employees does it take to change a light bulb?Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to write document number GC75... more
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| Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb? A: He doesnt. He declares darkness the industry standard.... more
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| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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