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| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes |
| Teacher: Shall I put the school computer on?Pupil: No, Miss, the dress youre wearing looks fine.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes |
| A customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes to the technician. A few days later a letter arrived from... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Another customer called Tech Support to say her brand-new computer wouldnt work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes |
| What is a computer virus?A terminal illness.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners. These programs use a TWAIN driver to perform... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.... more
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