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| Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want t... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| "This little computer," said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP sa... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes |
| A confused caller was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said that it coul... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes |
| Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes |
| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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