| 1. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like plungers.They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom... more
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| 2. | Men jokes |
| What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six pack.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes |
| Men are like placemats. They only show up when theres food on the table.... more
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| 4. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| Q. Whats a mans idea of honestly in a relationship?A. Telling you his real name.... more
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| 6. | Men jokes |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 7. | Men jokes |
| If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| What do you do with a bachelor who thinks hes Gods gift? Exchange him.... more
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| 10. | Men jokes |
| Why dont men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.... more
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