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| A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?Dating children.... more
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| 2. | Men jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes |
| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| 4. | Men jokes |
| Men are like coolers.Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.... more
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| 6. | Men jokes |
| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more
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| 7. | Men jokes |
| Men are like shag carpets.Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 10. | Men jokes |
| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more
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