| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Who sits on Cinderellas keyboard?Buttons.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more
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