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| | Category: | Men jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 1584 | | | | Joke: | A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman ask, "Excuse me, did you want that cart?""No," he answered. "Im only after one thing."As he walked toward the store, he heard her murmur, "Typical male." | | | |
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