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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 90 | | | | Joke: | A software verifier read in the Bible that God protects all fools, and decided to test it empirically. He jumped out of the window and broke a leg. There he lies, writhing in pain, and happily thinks: "I never really considered myself a fool, but I never knew I was THAT clever!" | | | |
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