| 1. | Men jokes  |
| What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.... more
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| 2. | Men jokes  |
| Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor?Answer: None, its a womens job.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes |
| Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more
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| 4. | Men jokes |
| Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor... more
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| 6. | Men jokes |
| Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more
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| 7. | Men jokes |
| What does it mean to come home to a man wholl give you some love and tenderness?Youre in the wrong house.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| Q. How do men exercise on the beach?A. By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.... more
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| 10. | Men jokes |
| How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus the clowns dont talk.... more
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