| 1. | Men jokes  |
| Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... more
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| 2. | Men jokes  |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes  |
| Q: What are two reasons why men dont mind their own business?1. No mind2. No business.... more
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| 4. | Men jokes  |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes  |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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| 6. | Men jokes  |
| Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... more
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| 7. | Men jokes  |
| This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel... more
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| 8. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes  |
| Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?A. Trustworthy.... more
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| 10. | Men jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!... more
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