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| Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.... more
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| 2. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes  |
| How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?Dump him.... more
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| 4. | Men jokes |
| Men are like remote controls.Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of the house.... more
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| 6. | Men jokes  |
| One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "Whats the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know y... more
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| Men are like pillows.Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| How many men does it take to make popcorn?Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.... more
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| Why do men act like idiots?Who says theyre acting?... more
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