| 1. | Men jokes  |
| How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.... more
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| 2. | Men jokes  |
| How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes  |
| Q. Whats the fastest way to a mans heart? A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.... more
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| 4. | Men jokes |
| Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| Q: Why is it dangerous to let your mans mind wander?A: Its too little to be out alone.... more
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| 6. | Men jokes  |
| Why did God create a man before a women?You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.... more
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| 7. | Men jokes |
| What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?A widower.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks?So his boss doesnt have to retrain him.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 10. | Men jokes |
| Q: Why do men float better than women?A: Because they are scum.... more
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