| 1. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more
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| 2. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.... more
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| 4. | Men jokes  |
| Wheres the safest place to hide money from a man?Under the soap... more
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| 5. | Men jokes  |
| How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?No one knows, its never happened.... more
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| 6. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a womans job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark... more
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| 7. | Men jokes  |
| Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes  |
| Why are men like blenders?You need one, but youre not quite sure why.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like horoscopes.They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.... more
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| 10. | Men jokes  |
| Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?A: It changes their blood type.... more
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