| 1. | Computer jokes  |
| Would you like to buy a second-hand computer?Im afraid not. Im only able to type with one hand as it is.... more
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| 2. | Computer jokes  |
| Computers are not intelligent.They only think they are.... more
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| 3. | Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| 4. | Computer jokes  |
| Why did the computer act crazy?It had a screw loose.... more
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| 5. | Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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| 6. | Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 7. | Computer jokes  |
| The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results.The problem with mathematicians is that t... more
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| 8. | Computer jokes  |
| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 9. | Computer jokes  |
| Dear God: Yesterday was an awful day for me...My husband ran off with his secretary,My son pierced his eyebrow,My daught... more
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| 10. | Computer jokes  |
| What is an astronauts favorite key on a computer keyboard?The space bar.... more
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