| 1. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like vacuum cleaners.Theyre not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.... more
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| 2. | Men jokes |
| Men are like road kill.They usually just lie around until they start to smell.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.... more
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| 4. | Men jokes |
| What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs dont turn into men when they drink.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all day.... more
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| 6. | Men jokes |
| Q. What should you give a man who has everything?A. A woman to show him how to work it.... more
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| 7. | Men jokes |
| Men are like soap operas.Theyre fun to watch, but dont believe everything you hear.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman?A: Desperate!... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.... more
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| 10. | Men jokes |
| Q. Why cant men get mad cow disease?A. Because theyre all pigs.... more
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