| 1. | Men jokes  |
| Q. How are men like television commercials?A. You cant believe a word either one of them says, and they both last about... more
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| 2. | Men jokes |
| Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship?A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.... more
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| 3. | Men jokes |
| Why are men like paper cups? Theyre disposable... more
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| 4. | Men jokes |
| Whats a man idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.... more
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| 5. | Men jokes |
| What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?Close the door.... more
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| 6. | Men jokes |
| Men are like old car tires.Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.... more
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| 7. | Men jokes  |
| Men are like department stores.Their clothes should always be half off.... more
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| 8. | Men jokes |
| QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.... more
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| 9. | Men jokes |
| Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"... more
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| 10. | Men jokes |
| Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend, either the car is new or the girlfriend is.... more
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